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by rodney_p
Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:59 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: The raped prositute
Replies: 0
Views: 7378

The raped prositute

Judge to Prostitute: "So when did you realize you were raped?''

Prostitute: "When the check bounced!!"
by rodney_p
Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:36 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: The Bricks Test for new employees
Replies: 0
Views: 4695

The Bricks Test for new employees

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES . . . 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they ar...
by rodney_p
Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:27 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Florida businessmen joke
Replies: 0
Views: 4125

Florida businessmen joke

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to t...
by rodney_p
Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:12 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Human facts
Replies: 0
Views: 3776

Human facts

... .. amazing facts about the human body: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a ma...
by rodney_p
Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:47 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: How to win $10,000 .. or not
Replies: 0
Views: 3989

How to win $10,000 .. or not

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three ...
by rodney_p
Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:03 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Signs of a girl being bored with sex
Replies: 0
Views: 4178

Signs of a girl being bored with sex

20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial brea...
by rodney_p
Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Safe sex - some help to memorize
Replies: 0
Views: 8930

Safe sex - some help to memorize

21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex: 1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong. 7. If you're not...
by rodney_p
Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:45 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Zen Wisdom
Replies: 0
Views: 3963

Zen Wisdom

ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until...
by rodney_p
Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:54 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: The Tomatoes
Replies: 0
Views: 3997

The Tomatoes

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I a...
by rodney_p
Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:09 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Replies: 0
Views: 4404

Seven Kinds Of Sex

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so need...